Random Thoughts by JillyD

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Am I the only person in the free or non-free world who has no effing idea who the hell any of these people are or the slightest clue of the movies that they starred in? 

Seriously.  They are the recipients of Hollywood's most prestigious award and I don't know who the hell they are or where the hell they came from.  Maybe that's because I haven't seen an adult movie in 11 years.  And when I say "adult," I don't mean porn.  We've already discussed the fact that I've never seen a porno.  When I say "adult," I mean something that wasn't produced by Disney, Inc.  I suffered through Hannah Freakin' Montana in 3-D, for God sake.  Hannah Montana was not nominated for an Oscar.  Clearly. 

Speaking of Hollywood, would it freakin' kill Angelina & Brad to get married?  She's knocked up again.  They already have one bastard child and about 15 others that they've adopted from various and sundry locations.  Could they not make it legal for fuck sake?  Or get sterilized?  I don't care which one; take your pick.  Rumor has it that Brad has b.o.  As in body odor.  My friend, Debbie Dot told me that.  I forgot how she heard it but maybe stinky ass Brad needs to make a visit to a urologist near him.  Or make an honest woman out of Angie.  He's probably about 30 years too late for that though - just sayin'.

I've lost 13 pounds since the second week of January. 

I heart Law & Order: SVU.  Have you ever seen that show?  Since the damn Hollywood writers have been on strike for the past million days, I've become hooked on SVU reruns.  Clearly, I need a life.  I enjoy Detective Benson - she's a bad ass.  In real life, her mother was Jayne Mansfield.  I remember when I was about 10 years old, my bitch of an aunt that I don't talk to anymore, had a copy of a book called "Hollywood Babylon."  I'm not sure what the story was with this book but it had pictures of dead celebrities in it.  Kind of macbre.  I love the word, macabre - don't you?  Anyway, there was a picture of Jayne Mansfield dead.  She was in a car accident and rumor has it that she was decapitated.  There was a picture of her alleged head in this book.  I remember being freaked the hell out when I was 10.  As an adult, I've learned that Jayne was not decapitated but scalped.  So in other words, her whole head wasn't ripped off just the top part.  Poor Jayne.  But I enjoy her daughter and her partner, Elliott Stabler.  He's a hot head but he's quite attractive when he's kicking the shit out of a perp.

I really enjoy my BFF, Jenni from the Hood.  I guess that's good since she's my BFF.  It would suck to hate your BFF.  Lucky for me, I love mine.  A lot. 

I enjoyed Valerie Bertinelli on Oprah today.  She was actually quite funny in a slutty, "I've slept with hundreds of men" sort of way.  I have an autographed photo of Valerie Bertinelli.  No shit.  Not because she was my idol or anything.  Her dad and my dad used to work together.  Swear to God.  Apparently her dad thought my dad's kids would like an autographed headshot of his kid.  He was wrong but whatever.  I think I still have it somewhere.  Perhaps it will be featured in an upcoming blog near you.

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Comments

[Triple L]

Finally, a new blog entry. I just love giving you a hard time. Don't worry your not the only who hasn't seen a rated R movie in forever.

[MammaDuff]

Hey JillyD: Welcome back to the land of the living!!! I was starting to wonder if you were off on another sexcapade, or something else equally as fun. Obviously, you have just been dieting away and hiding in your nice warm house to keep warm. Anyway, I just wanted to say that now that you are back on track with your blog, try to stay on track for those of us that love to be entertained by your crazy posts!!!!! Oh, yeah, the scary looking, freakishly skinny red head above is the mean ass ice princess/white witch from Chronicles of Narnia. Just a little FYI for ya.!!

PS:Ball season is coming!!Ball season is coming!!!

xo- mammaduff

[Wenchy]

I am with you. I have no idea who those people are either. The lady with the red hair tried to make a funny but wasn't funny.... the guy in the bottom pic on the right is cute though... whoever he is!