The Girl & The Boy

Raise your hand if you're sick of seeing the weiner with buck teeth every time you open JillyD's blog.  Admit it, you know you are.  As funny as he was the first time you saw him, he's not really funny anymore.  Even though a dick with buck teeth is pretty damn funny.  But now it's time to move onto something else that's funny, k?

Have you ever watched Oprah when she's had those transgendered freak a leaks on her show?  You know, the dude that wants to wear a bra and the chick that wants a beard.  Notice I said that she "wants" a beard not that she "has" a beard.  Menopause can be a bitch, just sayin'.  Anyway, back to the whole transgender thing.  I think it generally looks something like this...

 

Welcome to Halloween 2008.  I, for one, find these costumes to be highly disturbing.  Highly. Disturbing.  In case you're not sure what you're looking at, let me narrate.  The Boy as The Girl and The Girl as The Boy.  And it was all JillyD's idea.  I'm pretty sure that therapy wouldn't be a bad idea for me.  And I'm damn near positive that my children will require it in the not too distant future.  Let's take a closer look...

 

This is Mach One's greatest nightmare come true.  The Boy in a skort.  And knee socks.  I'm most disturbed by the fact that he's wearing his sister's shoes.  And they fit.  What the hell?  He also said that the skort was "really comfortable."  That is so wrong on so many levels.  Feel free to count the levels of wrongness.  I'll wait while you do.

 

Here's JillyD's greatest nightmare come true.  The Girl in  pleated pants.  Who the hell thought that pleated pants were a good idea?  And I fully admit that I wore them back in the day.  But I also wore a rosary as a necklace, so there you go.  The Girl hated the ugly boy pants and bitched the entire time we were trick or treating.  Apparently they were giving her a rash.  And she didn't appreciate the fact that there was extra room for the penis.  I told her that she should be damn happy that she doesn't have a penis that she has to cart around every day in those pants.  Especially one with teeth...

 

They really have each other's personalities figured out.  Here's The Girl bitching at The Boy.  I mean, The Boy bitching at The Girl.  Wait, which is it?  It's so realistic, I'm not even sure myself.  Did I mention that The Girl is wearing The Boy's shoes?  The real Girl is wearing The real Boy's shoes.  This is very confusing.  I think I need a margarita.  Things get clearer with tequila ~ just sayin'.

 

Despite the weird cross dressing, they're damn cute, aren't they?  In a weird way.  A really weird way.

 

Happy Halloween from our family to yours.  Oprah, are you out there?  Let us know when you're planning on booking us on your show...

Comments

[Melany]

lol!!!! ahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

[jenni from the hood]

We can't get over how much Dane looks like the real Paige - it's scary.
And we love that Dane thinks the skort was really comfortable...cracking us up in China once again!
Miss you all so much!

[Triple L]

I will agree with Jenni I can't believe how much Dane looks like Paige. Before I even started reading I thought it was Paige with a friend. Thank you for updating the blog. I knew you would have a new one for Halloween.

[DebbieDot]

Oh mah gawd.

I knew this was going to happen, but I still was not prepared for what I saw.

Is The Boy wearing a bra? Wait, don't answer that.

I can't wait for these two to graduate high school so you can put these photos up on some sort of a slide show. "Remember when we cross-dressed for Halloween? That was so funny."

[Uncle Garr]

I won't even waste the keystrokes on the disbelieving commentary about Paige's doppelganger Dane ~ holy crap!

With that wig, Paige looks like something out of "This is Spinal Tap!"

[Bandcamp]

So hilarious! I can't believe Dane. He looks like a mini-Paige! Cute idea!